536 Simile Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 26

Updated: Aug 18, 2026

A selection of simile quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

251 Whew. Great heavens. Is that me? I smell like an overheated horse. I must bathe. -At least.

Quote from A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

252 Oh, _. Coffee. Looks like it's been scraped off the bottom of the Mississippi River.

Paul Gleason as Richard Vernon in The Breakfast Club

253 She looks like the wife of a Russian beet farmer.

Anne Bancroft as Senator Lillian DeHaven in G.I. Jane

254 Hoo-_ing-yah! It's like having sex in a car crash! Whoo-hoo!

Quote from G.I. Jane

255 We cordoned off the area. -Tight? -Watertight. Like a frog's _. Sorry, ma'am. -No doubt an observation based on personal experience.

Laura Dern as Sally Gerbe in A Perfect World

256 The Tiger and Crane techniques. The tiger is fast, tough, fierce, hard. But the way you do it, more like an alley cat, a sick one.

Quote from Challenge of the Masters

257 Your car's uglier than I am!

Quote from American Graffiti

258 Has anyone ever told you that your lips are like two succulent Brussels sprouts waiting to be buttered and bitten? -Plenty of men have. -Really?

Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

259 I was wearing a special perfume called 'Fondle Me'. Its aroma drew Neff to me like fat to a mother-in-law.

Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

260 My father used to say Children are like carpets, they should be stepped on occasionally. We've never lifted a hand. They're spoiled and we're spoiled.

Quote from X Minus One