513 Simile Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 27

Updated: Mar 16, 2026

A selection of simile quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

261 She looks like the wife of a Russian beet farmer.

Anne Bancroft as Senator Lillian DeHaven in G.I. Jane

262 Hoo-_ing-yah! It's like having sex in a car crash! Whoo-hoo!

Demi Moore as G.I. Jane in G.I. Jane

263 We cordoned off the area. -Tight? -Watertight. Like a frog's _. Sorry, ma'am. -No doubt an observation based on personal experience.

Laura Dern as Sally Gerbe in A Perfect World

264 The Tiger and Crane techniques. The tiger is fast, tough, fierce, hard. But the way you do it, more like an alley cat, a sick one.

Quote from Challenge of the Masters

265 Your car's uglier than I am!

Richard Dreyfuss as Curt Henderson in American Graffiti

266 Has anyone ever told you that your lips are like two succulent Brussels sprouts waiting to be buttered and bitten? -Plenty of men have. -Really?

Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

267 I was wearing a special perfume called 'Fondle Me'. Its aroma drew Neff to me like fat to a mother-in-law.

Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

268 My father used to say Children are like carpets, they should be stepped on occasionally. We've never lifted a hand. They're spoiled and we're spoiled.

Fred Collins as Announcer in X Minus One

269 A difficult theorem can be like a symphony. It's very erotic.

Stellan Skarsgård as Gerald Lambeau in Good Will Hunting

270 But, Pinoke! I tell you, your nose is branching out like a tree.

Cliff Edwards as Jiminy Cricket in Pinocchio (1939)