544 Simile Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 28

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271 He's more like a well-mannered shark.

Quote from Ocean's 11 (1960)

272 Funny thing about marriage. It's like being in the army. Everybody knocks it, but you'd be surprised how many guys reenlist.

Jack Lemmon as Harry Hinkle in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

273 Buddy boy, I never could see nothing special about no oysters. It's like eating a clammy handshake.

Frank Sinatra as Rocky Fortune in Rocky Fortune

274 Even in my weak condition, I can appreciate that she's got more curves than the Jersey Turnpike.

Frank Sinatra as Rocky Fortune in Rocky Fortune

275 You told me I was strong as an ox. -Well, even an ox dies.

John Wayne as J.b. Books; James Stewart as Dr. Hostetler in The Shootist

276 Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.

277 You're like a song the girls of Provence sing on May Day. And like the dancing in Normandy on May Day. And like the wine in Burgundy on May Day.

Quote from Murders in the Rue Morgue (1932)

278 Maybe you're right. He likes the job he's got. If he left the sewer, he'd be like a fish out of water.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

279 I am the only girl in town with an atomic kitchen. This place looks like Yucca Flats after the blast.

Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

280 What are you doing? -Preparing for hyperspace. It's rather unpleasantly like being drunk.

David Dixon as Ford Prefect in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy