151 Movie Quotes about Smoking (+ Sound Clips) - page 11

Updated: Sep 28, 2026

Memorable quotes about smoking, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

101 You know, if I had the money, I'd smoke two, three of these every day.

Charlton Heston as Thorn in Soylent Green

102 Have a cigar. They are my only weakness.

Ernest Thesiger as Dr. Pretorius in Bride of Frankenstein

103 You see, you betrayed yourself in that candy store. Despite your boast, it was painfully evident that you're not a smoker.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

104 Anybody that would take one of these, puff on it and then throw it away careless like...oughta have the lickin' of his life.

Quote from The Tex Avery Show

105 Now hear this. All right men. The smoking lamp is lit.

Quote from X Minus One

106 No, thanks. I quit three years ago. -Gain weight? -Ten pounds. Take it off and put it back on. -That's why I don't quit.

Pam Grier as Jackie Brown; Robert Forster as Max Cherry in Jackie Brown

107 You okay? -I'm just... gettin' old. I can't... smoke or laugh now without coughing.

Robert De Niro as Louis Gara in Jackie Brown

108 The gods are awaiting her. They would be angry if we sent up a smoked virgin.

Zero Mostel as Pseudolus in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

109 Where is the TV? -Where you think the mother_in' colour TV is? It's right here! Me and Viv smokin' the _in' colour TV.

Samuel L. Jackson as Gator in Jungle Fever

110 Man, that first day of sobriety sucked. And I realized something. I was a real irritable guy when I wasn't smoking marijuana.

Dave Chappelle as Thurgood Jenkins in Half Baked