147 Movie Quotes about Smoking (+ Sound Clips) - page 11

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

Memorable quotes about smoking, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

101 Now, let us imagine that this cigar is the time traveler.

Rod Taylor as H. George Wells in The Time Machine (1960)

102 You only smoke when there's a crisis.

Joan Blondell as Peg Costello in Desk Set (1957)

103 Let you smoke in here, won't they? -Sure, but throw it away if you hear someone coming.

Greta Garbo as Anna Christie; Marie Dressler as Marthy Owens in Anna Christie (1930)

104 Can you crack a _ing window open, man? You know, it's proven that secondhand smoke is... You know, a cancer agent.

Steve Buscemi as Carl Showalter in Fargo

105 You know, if I had the money, I'd smoke two, three of these every day.

Charlton Heston as Thorn in Soylent Green

106 Have a cigar. They are my only weakness.

Ernest Thesiger as Dr. Pretorius in Bride of Frankenstein

107 You see, you betrayed yourself in that candy store. Despite your boast, it was painfully evident that you're not a smoker.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

108 Anybody that would take one of these, puff on it and then throw it away careless like...oughta have the lickin' of his life.

Bill Thompson as Droopy Dog in The Tex Avery Show

109 Now hear this. All right men. The smoking lamp is lit.

Fred Collins as Announcer in X Minus One

110 No, thanks. I quit three years ago. -Gain weight? -Ten pounds. Take it off and put it back on. -That's why I don't quit.

Pam Grier as Jackie Brown; Robert Forster as Max Cherry in Jackie Brown