31 Sport Injury Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips)

A selection of sport injury quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

1 They say if you make one jump you've only got 50 percent chance of injury. Two jumps, 80 percent. And three jumps, you're bound to get your packet.

Jack Hawkins as Major Warden in The Bridge on the River Kwai

2 Keep warm, plenty of rest and if you're playing football or anything, try and favor the other leg. -Oh, righto.

Graham Chapman in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

3 That nose ain't never been broken. 64 fights. I've had guys bustin' on it, chewin' on it, twistin' it, punchin' it. I mean, whack! Boom! These guys, they hittin' my nose all the time. Never broken. I'm very proud of that. Isn't that rare? That's rare.

Sylvester Stallone as Rocky Balboa in Rocky (1976)

4 Don't take me out, coach. I can still race!

Owen Wilson as Lightning McQueen in Cars

5 You got him hurt bad. Now he's worried. You cut him! You hurt him! You see? You see? He's not a machine! He's a man!

Tony Burton as Tony Duke Evers in Rocky IV (1985)

6 In time he'll recover alright. But still... No more martial arts for him.

Quote from Born Invincible (1978)

7 You didn't knock him out. He fell down, and he couldn't get up.

Jimmy Durante as Knobby Walsh in Palooka (1934)

8 Holy marathon! I'm getting a stitch, Batman.

Burt Ward as Robin in Batman (1966)

9 Don't you believe him, kid. That bell saved you. If I see you taking any more punishment, I'm going to throw in the towel.

Jimmy Durante as Knobby Walsh in Palooka (1934)

10 You don't understand. I'm gonna learn to surf or break my neck.

Keanu Reeves as Johnny Utah in Point Break (1991)