Steve Martin Movie Quotes & Lines – 170 Classics (+ Audio) - page 4

Find the best movie quotes of Steve Martin (August 14, 1945 – Present), with sound clips of his most memorable lines in MP3 and WAV formats.

31 I will need two pieces of identification. -Ah, yes. I have my temporary driver's license. and my Astronaut Application form.

As Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

32 Father, you seem like a religious man.

As Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

33 Good Lord. I've heard about this cat juggling.

As Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

34 Sir, you are talking to a nigger!

As Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

35 Not that purple. The other purple. The other purple... That one.

As Captain Smek in Home (2015)

36 Someone fetch me my stress blankie.

As Captain Smek in Home (2015)

37 Run for my life! Out of my way! I am captain!

As Captain Smek in Home (2015)

38 How may I help you? -You can start by wiping that _ing dumb-_ smile off your rosy _ing cheeks.

As Neal Page in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

39 He says we're going the wrong way. -Oh, he's drunk. How would he know where we're going? -Yeah, how would he know?

John Candy as Del Griffith; Steve Martin as Neal Page in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

40 Give Daddy some sugar!

As Captain Smek in Home (2015)