114 Movie Quotes about Stories (Sound Clips) - page 7

Updated: Jul 6, 2025

Memorable quotes about stories, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

61 Don't believe the stories that you read on all the crockery.

Quote from Hercules

62 Listen to you. What's the story here? I'm a white-trash idiot. The end.

Dennis Miller as Zander Kelly in Joe Dirt (2001)

63 What is she talking about? -I haven't the foggiest idea. Takes after her mother, you know. She'd come up with stories. Not about men in loincloths, of course...

Nigel Hawthorne as Professor Archimedes Q. Porter in Tarzan (1999)

64 Family reunion? -Isn't it wonderful? Now we have four times as many stories to listen to. -Yes, wonderful.

John Fiedler as Piglet in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

65 By the way, you know, when you're telling these little stories, here's a good idea. Have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener.

Steve Martin as Neal Page in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

66 There are stories being told. By people who are out of their minds with fear!

Quote from The Last Man on Earth (1964)

67 You won't let me read it, so you entertain me with your _. Tell me a story right now. Go.

Denzel Washington as Detective Alonzo Harris in Training Day (2001)

68 Your story had me a little confused. Or maybe it was the bourbon.

Humphrey Bogart as Rick Blaine in Casablanca (1942)

69 Hmm. Your story makes my heart heavy... and my prostate weak. My bladder is full to bursting.

Steve Oedekerk as The Chosen One and most of the original cast's voices in Kung Pow! Enter the Fist

70 Why, my horse just told me a very funny story. Funniest one I've heard in years. I'm still laughing about it.

Wilbur in Mister Ed