If I had been that drunk, I wouldn't have been able to stand, much less give a lecture on integrated circuits.
9 seconds sound clip from the Iron Man (2008) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:19:04 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- We call them the walking dead because it takes about a week for the barbs to reach the vital organs.
- We met once, you know, at a technical conference in Bern.
- I don't remember. No, you wouldn't.
- Come on, stand up. Stand up!
- Those are my guns. How did they get my guns?
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