24 Movie Quotes about Surgery (+ Sound Clips)

Memorable quotes about surgery, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 I'll give you just six hours to make a full confession. After that, I shall use surgery to obtain one.

Charlton Heston as George Taylor in Planet of the Apes (1968)

2 Well, listen, Doc, any surgery on his brain is bound to be minor.

Tom Cruise as Cole Trickle in Days of Thunder

3 Get out of here. Either of you frigging vampires ever touch this telescope, you're gonna need surgery to get it out of your _.

George Kennedy as Ben Bowman in The Eiger Sanction

4 So we open the kid up and what do you think we find? Three buttons, a thumbtack, and 27 cents in change. Parents couldn't afford to pay for the operation so I kept the 27 cents.

Jack Lemmon as Harry Hinkle in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

5 Okay, let's cut him open. -Just give me a bicarb, I'll be fine.

Charles Fleischer as Roger Rabbit in Roger Rabbit Shorts

6 What's your rush? -Surgery.

Jim Carrey as Truman Burbank; Laura Linney as Meryl Burbank in The Truman Show

7 We're all gonna have so much _ing fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles.

Chevy Chase as Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

8 No! Don't pull on her head! She's recovering from surgery.

Daveigh Chase as Lilo Pelekai in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

9 With all due respect, I had no idea you got an experimental surgery to have your balls removed.

Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

10 Well, I actually might need a little surgery after last time. My friend told me I should maybe even get a lawyer.

Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho