41 Movie Quotes about Swimming Pools (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Dec 16, 2025

Memorable quotes about swimming pools, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 I remember telling you that I was building my pool where your house was, and then you got mad at me.

David Spade as Emperor Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove

2 I just needed an insider's opinion before I okay'd this spot for my pool.

David Spade as Emperor Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove

3 People are always puttin' too much water in these things.

Jim Cummings as Pete in A Goofy Movie (1995)

4 Man, if I put you in the pool right now, you'll sink like a goddamn stone.

Johnny Depp as Raoul Duke in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

5 Scam pool honeys!

Tom Guiry as Scotty Smalls in The Sandlot (1993)

6 Gonna live in the pool.

Bill Farmer as Goofy in A Goofy Movie (1995)

7 Ugh! There's more to life than just money. -There's owning a mansion with its own zip code. -And having a different private jet for every day of the week. -And an Olympic-size swimming pool with your own submarine.

Alan Young as Dewey Duck; Alan Young as Louie Duck; Alan Young as Huey Duck; Alan Young as Scrooge Mcduck in Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas

8 Now, don't go getting soft on me this summer. You know, you're sitting around the pool all day, chasing the muff around.

Jason London as Randall "Pink" Floyd in Dazed and Confused (1993)

9 I want some snatch by the pool.

Paul Newman as Reggie "Reg" Dunlop in Slap Shot (1977)

10 Don't need no water. We ain't had no pools in the projects. None of us swim.

Ice Cube as Craig Jones in Next Friday (2000)