Even though none of us had ever seen a Playboy magazine, which we constantly lied about, we figured going to the pool was the next best thing to being there.
11 seconds sound clip from the The Sandlot (1993) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:35:45 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
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- But of all the things we ever did besides baseball, going to the pool was what he tolerated best.
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