39 Movie Quotes about Swimming Pools (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Sep 1, 2025

Memorable quotes about swimming pools, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 I remember telling you that I was building my pool where your house was, and then you got mad at me.

David Spade as Emperor Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove

2 I just needed an insider's opinion before I okay'd this spot for my pool.

Quote from The Emperor's New Groove

3 People are always puttin' too much water in these things.

Jim Cummings as Pete in A Goofy Movie (1995)

4 Man, if I put you in the pool right now, you'll sink like a goddamn stone.

Quote from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

5 Scam pool honeys!

Quote from The Sandlot (1993)

6 Now, don't go getting soft on me this summer. You know, you're sitting around the pool all day, chasing the muff around.

Quote from Dazed and Confused (1993)

7 Gonna live in the pool.

Quote from A Goofy Movie (1995)

8 I want some snatch by the pool.

Quote from Slap Shot (1977)

9 Don't need no water. We ain't had no pools in the projects. None of us swim.

Quote from Next Friday (2000)

10 Even though none of us had ever seen a Playboy magazine, which we constantly lied about, we figured going to the pool was the next best thing to being there.