71 Movie Quotes about Taxes (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

Updated: Aug 8, 2025

Memorable quotes about taxes, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

11 And if you couldn't pay your taxes, you went to jail. Yep, I'm in here too.

Roger Miller as Alan-a-Dale in Robin Hood (1973)

12 If you agree to be my wife, along with a lifetime supply of happiness, you'll also receive this... It's a new car! Generously provided by the taxpayers of Whoville!

Mayor Augustus Maywho in How the Grinch Stole Christmas

13 Well, greetings from your friendly neighbourhood tax collector.

Pat Buttram as The Sheriff Of Nottingham in Robin Hood (1973)

14 Every town has its taxes too and the taxes is due. Do do-do do do.

Pat Buttram as The Sheriff Of Nottingham in Robin Hood (1973)

15 Grandma, you didn't pay your taxes?

Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore in Happy Gilmore

16 One thing is true of all governments: The most reliable records are tax records.

Quote from V for Vendetta

17 A heavy tax shall be levied against all parasites and sponges... such as the elderly, the infirm, and especially little children.

Vincent Price as Professor Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective

18 There were good people who could ill afford the cruel tax about to be imposed upon them. And there were others.

Greer Garson as The Narrator in The Little Drummer Boy (1968)

19 Are you overtaxing the people? -Uh, no, I'm not. If I did that, may Buddha strike me down.

Quote from 10 Tigers of Shaolin

20 Taxes, taxes, taxes.