74 Movie Quotes about Taxes with Audio – Page 3Updated: Feb 19, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 21 Taxes, taxes, taxes. Roger Miller as Alan-a-Dale in Robin Hood (1973) 22 Income... So, Uncle Sam is checking up on a guy's arithmetic, huh? Edward G. Robinson as Joe Krozac in The Last Gangster 23 Department of Internal Revenue, you know, income tax. -Oh yes, yes. -We thought you were gangsters. Celeste Holm as Flame O'Neill in Champagne for Caesar 24 No matter, this money goes toward building better roads. We all must do our part. Good citizenship, you know? Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966) 25 Oh, I won't keep it all, Louie. Most of these artifacts will go to museums. -That doesn't sound like Uncle Scrooge. -That way I can enjoy a hefty tax break. -That does. Russi Taylor as Louie Duck; Alan Young as Scrooge McDuck in DuckTales: The Movie (1990) 26 We haven't got any money. -We did have, but they took it all for taxes! Stan Laurel as Stan; Oliver Hardy as Ollie in Utopia (1951) 27 That dog's like taxes: He just don't know when to stop. Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts 28 Hey, I got an uncle lives in Texas. -No, I'm talking about taxes, money, dollars. -Dallas! That's where my uncle lives, Dallas, Texas! Chico Marx as Chicolini in Duck Soup (1933) 29 Wish Uncle had left me the taxes! Stan Laurel as Stan in Utopia (1951) 30 No, I've been working since I was ten. I want to find out why I'm working. The answer can't be just to pay bills or to pile up more money. Even if you do, the government's gonna take most of it. Cary Grant as Johnny Case in Holiday (1938) Page 3 of 8 << ◄ 2 3 4 ► >>