71 Movie Quotes about Taxes (+ Sound Clips) - page 4

Updated: Aug 8, 2025

Memorable quotes about taxes, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

31 No matter, this money goes toward building better roads. We all must do our part. Good citizenship, you know?

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

32 Holy taxation. You're right again, Batman.

Burt Ward as Robin in Batman (1966)

33 Let's look at the record. In the last fiscal year, we made $112 million before taxes. Only we ain't paid no taxes.

Quote from Some Like It Hot

34 The only tax you've ever paid was a whiskey tax.

John Wayne as Captain Nathan Brittles in She Wore a Yellow Ribbon

35 They're not interested in sleep. Their job is taxes. They're not gonna send me to jail for insomnia.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

36 Are you nuts or something? Stand on the 18th Amendment? You mean stand on the 5th Amendment. The 18th Amendment was for prohibition. -Well, that's just what I mean. Tell them you were drunk when you made out your taxes.

Quote from The Honeymooners (1955)

37 Well, what did he say? -Well, not a lot. He's spending a year dead for tax reasons. -Oh, yeah? Neat!

Ford Prefect in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

38 Wish Uncle had left me the taxes!

Stan Laurel as Stan in Utopia (1951)

39 We haven't got any money. -We did have, but they took it all for taxes!

Quote from Utopia (1951)

40 That dog's like taxes: He just don't know when to stop.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts