83 Movie Quotes about Teachers (+ Sound Clips) - page 8

Memorable quotes about teachers, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

71 Hey, you know that shaving lotion you advised me to buy for my teacher? I forgot he wears a beard.

Duncan Watson as Charlie Brown in Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown

72 You haven't taught class in three weeks. -He's been too busy gamblin' and ho chasin'.

Esther Sutherland in Black Belt Jones (1974)

73 You know what? You're a lousy kindergarten teacher! I've seen those finger paintings you bring home and they suck!

Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore in Happy Gilmore

74 Remember the words of your teacher, your master: Evil moves fast, but good moves faster than light, shining for your illumination...

Judith Hoag as April O'Neil in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

75 You think the teacher would be able to date her?

Robin Williams as Adrian Cronauer in Good Morning, Vietnam

76 My mom's a teacher in this school, and she's a lot better than you, too.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Detective John Kimble in Kindergarten Cop

77 You have no teaching experience whatsoever, do you?

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Detective John Kimble in Kindergarten Cop

78 Every teacher that you've ever known would be tortured and killed. Every professor you ever heard of.

John Wayne as Col. Mike Kirby in The Green Berets (1968)

79 Suffice to say, I'm no longer your English teacher. They fired me.

Drew Barrymore as Karen Pomeroy in Donnie Darko

80 Hey, I'm trying to score points with the teacher today. Don't screw it up!

Adam Sandler as Billy Madison in Billy Madison