84 Movie Quotes about Teachers with Audio – Page 8

Updated: May 6, 2026

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71 I wish I was a kindergarten teacher, but I'm not. I'm a cop. That's all I know how to be.

72 You know what? You're a lousy kindergarten teacher! I've seen those finger paintings you bring home and they suck!

Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore in Happy Gilmore

73 Well, you see, I'm the teacher. You're the pupil. -Sure. I'm the one who gets spanked.

Cornel Wilde as Griff Marat; Patricia Knight as Jenny Marsh in Shockproof (1949)

74 You haven't taught class in three weeks. -He's been too busy gamblin' and ho chasin'.

Esther Sutherland in Black Belt Jones (1974)

75 Hey, I'm trying to score points with the teacher today. Don't screw it up!

Quote from Billy Madison

76 You have no teaching experience whatsoever, do you?

Quote from Kindergarten Cop

77 My mom's a teacher in this school, and she's a lot better than you, too.

Quote from Kindergarten Cop

78 You think the teacher would be able to date her?

Quote from Good Morning, Vietnam

79 Well, if you regard me as your teacher then obey me and leave.

Quote from Mystery of Chess Boxing

80 Remember the words of your teacher, your master: Evil moves fast, but good moves faster than light, shining for your illumination...

Quote from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)