Ted Bear Movie Quotes & Lines – 55 Classics (+ Audio) - page 5

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41 Listen to yourself. What am I? Emperor Ming, here, controlling your mind? That's your choice, John.

Seth Macfarlane in Ted (2012)

42 Well, you never should have trusted me. I'm on drugs.

Seth Macfarlane in Ted (2012)

43 Is it a hugging gun?

Quote from Ted (2012)

44 I thought you were going to be funnier.

Quote from Ted (2012)

45 Oh, God, that was so good! Now I'm going to stuff my _ing face with Pepperidge Farm!

Seth Macfarlane in Ted (2012)

46 Jesus, this is weak. It's not even getting me high. I got to have a talk with my weed guy.

Seth Macfarlane in Ted (2012)

47 You kind of just reworded my joke, but, uh... ha-ha-ha.

Seth Macfarlane in Ted (2012)

48 This is how the cast of Diff'rent Strokes feels. All day, every day. Just awful. They must feel awful. The live ones must feel awful.

Seth Macfarlane in Ted (2012)

49 Yeah, and the guy said it ain't hardly had no murders in it. So, that's good.

Seth Macfarlane in Ted (2012)

50 I _ed her with a parsnip last week and I sold the parsnip to a family with four small children.

Seth Macfarlane in Ted (2012)