The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book: 33 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 2

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11 Vogon poetry is, of course, the third worse in the universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria.

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12 The very worst poetry of all, and its creator, Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings, of Greenbridge, Essex, England, perished in the destruction of the planet Earth. Vogon poetry is mild by comparison.

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13 Concert goers judge that the best sound balance is heard from large concrete bunkers 37 miles from the stage, while the musicians play their instruments by remote control from a insulated spaceship in orbit round the planet, or a different planet.

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14 The man who invented this mind-pummelling drink also invented the wisest remark ever made, which was this: Never drink more than two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters unless you are a 30 ton mega elephant with bronchial pneumonia.

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15 In a cloud of green sweet-smelling steam, and with one million sleek, horribly be-weaponed star-cruisers poised to unleash electric death at his single word of command, challenged the vile creature to take back what it had said about his mother.

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16 The deadly missile attack shortly to be launched by an ancient automatic defense system will merely result in the breakage of 3 coffee cups, a mouse cage, the bruising of someone's upper arm...

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17 In those days, spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women, and small, furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small, fury creatures from Alpha Centauri.

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18 The Guide quite also tells you on which planets the best Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are mixed, how much you can expect to pay for one and what voluntary organisations exist to help you rehabilitate.

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19 The effect of which is like having your brain smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

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20 It is, of course, well known that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated.

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