12 Movie Quotes about Toilet (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Jan 10, 2025

Memorable quotes about toilet, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Hey, have you seen these toilets? They're ginormous.

Will Ferrell as Buddy the Elf in Elf (2003)

2 What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?

Quote from Young Frankenstein (1974)

3 There is no bathroom!

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Detective John Kimble in Kindergarten Cop

4 I hope the bathroom is clean. If it ain't, I don't give a damn.

John Witherspoon as Willie Jones in Next Friday (2000)

5 Where your bathroom at, player? I got to piss like a Russian racehorse at the Kentucky Derby with a glue truck behind him.

Katt Williams as Money Mike in Friday After Next (2002)

6 Well, I had to go to the bathroom.

Quote from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

7 I have to use the bathroom. -It's, uh... right over there.

Quote from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

8 Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Somebody open a window.

John Witherspoon as Willie Jones in Friday (1995)

9 Every spring, the toilets explode.

Quote from Animal House (1978)

10 I know why this guy's the most hated man in the world. You just have to go to the bathroom after him.

Sacha Baron Cohen as Admiral General Aladeen in The Dictator (2012)