Tom Arnold Movie Quotes & Lines – 20 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 All right, twinkle toes, what's your exit strategy? -I'm going to walk right out of the front gate.

As Albert Gibson in True Lies

2 Kids... 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery. I got married three times, but at least I was never dumb enough to have any.

As Albert Gibson in True Lies

3 Give me a break. I don't think they bugged my tuna sandwich.

As Albert Gibson in True Lies

4 This guy is really hardcore. Highly fanatical. The man's a real psycho. He's been linked to dozens and dozens of car bombings.

As Albert Gibson in True Lies

5 I come home one day and the house is completely empty. And I mean completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer.

As Albert Gibson in True Lies

6 What kind of a sick _ takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer? -Not Helen.

As Albert Gibson in True Lies

7 You know what? I say we concentrate on work, buddy. That's what I do every time my life turns to dog _. I concentrate on work, and that gets me by. All right, buddy? It's gonna be great.

As Albert Gibson in True Lies

8 Women. Can't live with them, can't kill them.

As Albert Gibson in True Lies

9 So your wife's banging a used car salesman. It's humiliating, I know, but God damn it, take it like a man!

As Albert Gibson in True Lies

10 Listen, you are a prostitute named Michelle.

As Albert Gibson in True Lies

Tom Arnold Movie Quotes & Lines – 20 Classics (+ Audio)

1 All right, twinkle toes, what's your exit strategy? -I'm going to walk right out of the front gate.

2 Kids... 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery. I got married three times, but at least I was never dumb enough to have any.

3 Give me a break. I don't think they bugged my tuna sandwich.

4 This guy is really hardcore. Highly fanatical. The man's a real psycho. He's been linked to dozens and dozens of car bombings.

5 I come home one day and the house is completely empty. And I mean completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer.

6 What kind of a sick _ takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer? -Not Helen.

7 You know what? I say we concentrate on work, buddy. That's what I do every time my life turns to dog _. I concentrate on work, and that gets me by. All right, buddy? It's gonna be great.

8 Women. Can't live with them, can't kill them.

9 So your wife's banging a used car salesman. It's humiliating, I know, but God damn it, take it like a man!

10 Listen, you are a prostitute named Michelle.

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