Tommy Callahan: 40 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 2

Movie quotes spoken by Tommy Callahan, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

11 Boy, you sure are different in your TV commercials.

Chris Farley in Tommy Boy (1995)

12 What are we serving tonight, chicken or... chicken?

Chris Farley in Tommy Boy (1995)

13 This town doesn't even know what's about to hit it.

Chris Farley in Tommy Boy (1995)

14 Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it 'guaranteed', I will. I got spare time.

Chris Farley in Tommy Boy (1995)

15 But why do they put a guarantee on the box then? -'Cause they know all they sold you was a guaranteed piece of _. That's all it is, isn't it?

Chris Farley in Tommy Boy (1995)

16 No, but it's nice to see you again, Mr. Insult.

Chris Farley in Tommy Boy (1995)

17 Hey, does this suit make me look fat? -No. Your face does.

18 Sorry about this wind. I can't believe there isn't any wind out here. This is ridiculous.

Chris Farley in Tommy Boy (1995)

19 Bull's _! That's great!

Chris Farley in Tommy Boy (1995)

20 Look out. I've got cat-like speed and reflexes.

Chris Farley in Tommy Boy (1995)