Kojak Quotes with Sound Clips

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Sound clips of the best quotes, famous sayings and sound effects sampled from the Kojak (1973-1978) TV Series that you can use as ringtones or custom sounds in your favorite apps.

Actors: Telly Savalas (Lt. "Theo" Kojak)

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1 Well, married men are sometimes camera shy. Have you noticed? -Oh, frequently.
2 Hey, my timing is always precise.

Lt. Theo Kojak, Lt. "Theo" Kojak (Telly Savalas)

3 Check out her drinking pattern, what bars she frequented.

Lt. Theo Kojak, Lt. "Theo" Kojak (Telly Savalas)

4 Look fatso. Take a good look, huh? You just bought yourself a lifetime supply of insomnia.

Lt. Theo Kojak, Lt. "Theo" Kojak (Telly Savalas)

5 Make it one for the hospital and one for the morgue.

Lt. Theo Kojak, Lt. "Theo" Kojak (Telly Savalas)

6 So, what comes not too talented, in all sizes, that a little silicone could help?

Lt. Theo Kojak, Lt. "Theo" Kojak (Telly Savalas)

7 The cannon is pointing at him, and he stands there sipping a martini, hmm?

Lt. Theo Kojak, Lt. "Theo" Kojak (Telly Savalas)

8 They'll put those bums away for 50 years. -Not good enough. They put her away for an eternity.

Lt. Theo Kojak, Lt. "Theo" Kojak (Telly Savalas)

9 Where do you suppose all that ladder got to? Who would want all that ladder? -To get to the top of a bank at night.

Lt. Theo Kojak, Lt. "Theo" Kojak (Telly Savalas)

10 You didn't see him, Mac. He looked like yesterday's newspaper, put in a garbage can and thrown away.

Lt. Theo Kojak, Lt. "Theo" Kojak (Telly Savalas)

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