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Sound clips of the best quotes, famous sayings and sound effects sampled from the Kojak (1973-1978) TV Series that you can use as ringtones or custom sounds in your favorite apps.

Actors: Telly Savalas (Lt. "Theo" Kojak)

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31 The cannon's just for status. I mean, like, ain't no uptown mama gonna fat-mouth a brother who's packing a magnum under his vines.

32 We've had two nights of full moon, right? Every creep in town is turned on.

— Lt. "Theo" Kojak (Telly Savalas)

33 Well, it's not vitamin E, Sergeant.

— (Hector Elizondo)

34 What are you waiting for? Let's get the show on the road.

— Lt. "Theo" Kojak (Telly Savalas)

35 Where'd the dress come from? -Property. It was evidence in a wife-beating case.

— Lt. "Theo" Kojak (Telly Savalas)

36 Yeah. Hello, Sergeant. I need a black evening dress.

— Lt. "Theo" Kojak (Telly Savalas)

37 Yeah. Very touching. Very, very touching. I'd be more impressed if I thought those tears were for your old man.

— Lt. "Theo" Kojak (Telly Savalas)

38 You can put my name at the top of your Christmas list.

39 You know, any man that can put so much violence and sex into a piece of stone, he doesn't have to violate flesh. He gets his kicks with his hammer and chisel.

— Lt. "Theo" Kojak (Telly Savalas)

40 You ought to learn the language. -Well, I try. I try. Such a sexy language, but I don't think I can handle it.

— Lt. "Theo" Kojak (Telly Savalas)

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