Kojak Quotes with Sound Clips - page 9

Sound clips of the best quotes, famous sayings and sound effects sampled from the Kojak (1973-1978) TV Series that you can use as ringtones or custom sounds in your favorite apps.

— Lt. "Theo" Kojak (Telly Savalas)

82 I only meant that at my age, what's left of my life doesn't greatly matter.

83 I ought to stick your mouth in a light socket.

— Lt. "Theo" Kojak (Telly Savalas)

84 I understand your father's dead, and already he's a graffiti gag on subway walls.

— Lt. "Theo" Kojak (Telly Savalas)

85 I'll tell you why he was out at night alone. There was nothing for him to come home to.

86 I'm thinking what's gonna happen... all that damn paperwork.

— Lt. "Theo" Kojak (Telly Savalas)

87 It doesn't spoil, does it? -Spoil? You buy it rotten. You could drop a dead cat into it and it wouldn't make any difference.

— Lt. "Theo" Kojak (Telly Savalas)

88 Look, you gotta think of me as the welcome wagon. Who knows better than me about that rough trip to get here from Las Vegas?

— Lt. "Theo" Kojak (Telly Savalas)

89 Oh, yeah, wise guys from Vegas. I know 'em all.

— Lt. "Theo" Kojak (Telly Savalas)

90 Oh-ho. I've picked floaters out of the East River that look better than you do.

— Lt. "Theo" Kojak (Telly Savalas)

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Kojak Quotes with Sound Clips - page 9

81 I got you dead-on, sonny. I've got witnesses, and I've got your prints on that gun we found.

82 I only meant that at my age, what's left of my life doesn't greatly matter.

83 I ought to stick your mouth in a light socket.

84 I understand your father's dead, and already he's a graffiti gag on subway walls.

85 I'll tell you why he was out at night alone. There was nothing for him to come home to.

86 I'm thinking what's gonna happen... all that damn paperwork.

87 It doesn't spoil, does it? -Spoil? You buy it rotten. You could drop a dead cat into it and it wouldn't make any difference.

88 Look, you gotta think of me as the welcome wagon. Who knows better than me about that rough trip to get here from Las Vegas?

89 Oh, yeah, wise guys from Vegas. I know 'em all.

90 Oh-ho. I've picked floaters out of the East River that look better than you do.

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