I simply asked him, is that the freshest you've got? He should have seen his face. He said, lady, aspirin's not like asparagus. We don't go out and pick it every morning.
9 seconds sound clip from Longstreet (1971) - The Way Of The Intercepting Fist sitcom.
You can hear this line at 00:27:33.570 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.
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- And Persians. Where'd we get these?
- Oh, that's really something.
- Nicky, I talked to Mel Hansen in St. Paul.
- Here are the serial numbers. Get a list of the drug stores.
- We'll take off soon as I finish up with Li.
- What famous battle of history is that?
- Finally reached Mel Hansen in St. Paul.
- Oh, great. Who's Mel Hansen?
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