Oh, if only I knew what my wife wanted.
4 seconds sound clip from the Mister Ed movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:02:51 in the DVD version of the movie.
Quote context
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- I just figured out how we can pay it off in 12 installments.
- Uh... Oh, you'd just say no.
- Oh, boy.
- Women. Think we'll ever understand them?
- Oh, if only I knew what my wife wanted.
- And you... If you were more cooperative, I could afford to get her anything.
- Well, if you would only talk to everybody instead of only to me.
- I mean, I could put you on television, clean up a fortune.
- Television? Not me. I know Trigger. He's a very mixed-up horse.
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