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Sound bites of famous quotes, funny lines and sound effects from the Mister Ed (1958-1966) TV Series that you can use as ringtones or share them with your friends on social networks etc.

Actors: Allan Lane (Mister Ed), Alan Young (Wilbur Post), Connie Hines (Carol Post), Larry Keating (Roger Addison)

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21 People... Talk, talk, talk.

— Mister Ed (Allan Lane)

22 Sorry. I don't use that kind of language.

— Mister Ed (Allan Lane)

23 That wasn't the horse. I'm a ventriloquist.

— Mister Ed (Allan Lane)

24 The last time my husband kissed me was New Years Eve, 1946. In the dark, he thought I was the cigarette girl.

25 This is your answering service.

— Mister Ed (Allan Lane)

26 Those crows will eat anything.

— Mister Ed (Allan Lane)

27 Well, that's what keeps married couples together: separate-ness.

28 What am I doing wrong? -Nothing. That's what's wrong.

— Mister Ed (Allan Lane)

29 What kept you up? -The smoke from your barbecue.

— Mister Ed (Allan Lane)

30 Why, my horse just told me a very funny story. Funniest one I've heard in years. I'm still laughing about it.

— Wilbur From Mr. Ed

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