How do I get myself into these things?
2 seconds sound clip from The Master (1984) - Max (S1E1) sitcom.
You can hear this line at 00:07:45.270 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.
Quote context
[...]
- So what have you got under this hood?
- Six more of those little suckers going like hell.
- Anything you left out of this damsel in distress story? Like that's a cop behind us?
- Listen, lady, cops and I don't quite snuggle up.
- Sheriff Kyle has a personal vendetta against myself and my father.
- Take a better look, okay? What do I need to spell it out for you? The man tried to rape me.
- A cop?
- How do I get myself into these things?
- Pull over! This is the sheriff's office. Pull up!
- Brace yourself against the dash and don't let Henry fall out. He gets crazed when he's mad.
- Don't pass go, Max. Go directly to jail, Max.
- I thought you died on me. You haven't moved for an hour.
[...]
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