I mean, you are about as reliable as a Bayou fortune teller.
6 seconds sound clip from The Master (1984) - Fat Tuesday (S1E6) sitcom.
You can hear this line at 00:28:24.020 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.
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- You need a motive, Lieutenant?
- Look at the stuff Eve's been printing about Beaumont.
- I mean, like that Michaels bimbo isn't exactly a picture of accuracy, is she?
- And for someone like you to be accusing Austin Beaumont...
- I mean, you are about as reliable as a Bayou fortune teller.
- You might have noticed there were no convictions.
- Sure. I know. You were set up.
- Just make sure you stay in town for a few days.
- Count on it, Lieutenant. I mean, somebody's gotta find Eve Michaels, right?
- Phillips, how long is it gonna take you to access that thing?
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