If I did half of what they say I did, we wouldn't have to rob the armory.
4 seconds sound clip from The Master (1984) - Fat Tuesday (S1E6) sitcom.
You can hear this line at 00:20:25.800 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.
Quote context
[...]
- Great. Plug it into your story. We got a press in 20 minutes.
- We're gonna nail Beaumont this time. Good work, Eve.
- Seen the paper, Mr. Beaumont?
- I've seen it. I don't believe it.
- I don't believe it. More allegations by that crazy reporter and the McAllister woman.
- If I did half of what they say I did, we wouldn't have to rob the armory.
- By tonight, it'll all be academic. The guns will be delivered, you'll be on your way to Brazil.
- He's a drifter, he carries his home in that van.
- And the older one, McAllister?
- Either that is in his name or he doesn't own anything but the clothes on his back.
- And there was no connection with the Michaels woman?
- Except for rescuing her in the parking lot, no.
- Look, you better get moving. If you blow that pickup, we could just fold our tents.
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