Take my advice. When your wife begins to act unnaturally kind, kiss her, but don't take your hands out of your pockets.

8 seconds sound clip from the Mister Ed - Season 1, Ep. 5 - Stable For Three TV Series.

You can hear this line at 00:05:54 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- She's setting me up for something. I can feel it in my wallet.

- Just because a wife is nice to her husband doesn't mean she wants anything.

- How long have you been married?

- Three years.

- I put in 21 years.

- Take my advice. When your wife begins to act unnaturally kind, kiss her, but don't take your hands out of your pockets.

- Did it ever occur to you that Kay is being nice to you because she loves you?

(Mister Ed Sputters)

- That horse seems to have more sense than you have. But in the future, just keep him away from my house.

- Ed, I'm ashamed of you.

[...]

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Actors: Allan Lane (Mister Ed), Alan Young (Wilbur Post), Connie Hines (Carol Post), Larry Keating (Roger Addison)

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