Maybe I should've been a doctor. Then I could prescribe myself a pill.
— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)
3 seconds sound clip from The Ant and the Aardvark (1969) - Never Bug an Ant (S1E6).
You can hear this line at 00:02:37.880 in the Blu-ray version of the episode.
Quote context
[...]
- If I had listened to my mother, I'd have been a radio announcer.
- You know, if I didn't fall for this, it would break old Claude's heart.
- My, my. Now look at all this delicious sugar.
- Maybe I should've been a doctor. Then I could prescribe myself a pill.
- Looks like I'm gonna need some help with this. Hey, pal. How's about giving me a hand here?
- I'll do better than that. I'll give you a hand with a big club in it.
- Oh, thanks, pal. I never could've made it without you.
- I just know Ben's up to something.
- I better move this anthill so he don't trip over it and hurt himself.
[...]