The Ant and the Aardvark (1969) Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 2

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Listen to the funniest lines from The Ant and the Aardvark (the 1969 TV series).

Actors: John Byner (The Ant and the Aardvark)

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11 Now, all you little kiddies under 12 years of age better run out and grab a snack until all this violence is over.

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

12 Now, how can I find the needle without a haystack?

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

13 Say now, this is what I call a beautiful morning. I think I'll take a nice little jog around the neighborhood.

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

14 Who said I was a computer? I'm an automatic pop-up toaster, and I'll prove it.

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

15 With a mouth as small as mine, the only choice I've got is spaghetti. And I hate spaghetti.

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

16 A little quicksand, with a cherry on top, and quick as a wink, it's lunchtime.

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

17 Aha. Just as I thought. It's a beautiful day... As I was saying, it's a beautiful day for a polar bear, but for an anteater like me, I got big trouble.

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

18 Boy, an anteater can bust up a party faster than a skunk in an air-conditioner.

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

19 But I tell you, fellows, it's the truth. I am a dog. I'm a funny-looking dog. Listen. Woof. Woof. You hear that? I'm one of you. I'm a dog. I am.

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

20 Good morning, Baloney... A baloney out for a walk. And I'm saying good morning to a baloney.

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

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