The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips

The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 105

The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

1041 I wonder what this here is for? -Oh, well, that's to open and shut the drapes.

1042 I would like for you to count backwards from 100. -100... 99... 98... 97... 96... Three.

1043 I would rather have money in my wallet. In my wallet, I'd rather have money than all the things in the world.

1044 I wouldn't cheat the government. -Cheat the government? -Well, certainly not, I wouldn't cheat 'em.

1045 I wouldn't lie to a couple of detectives. Honest, pal, I just found it on a bus. -Detectives? -Hey, boss, he thinks we're...

1046 I wouldn't lie to you about anything like this. Not about dying. Here, I got the proof of it here. Here's the doctor's report.

1047 I'd be very proud of you, you know, if you answered the first two questions, and came home with $600.

1048 I'd learn a lot more about the game if you two play and I just watch.

1049 I'd like to see you a minute, Ralph.

1050 I'll be happy to have a maid around here. Then maybe I'll get something done!

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