The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips

The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 128

The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

1271 Mr. Harper invited you to play golf with him? That man doesn't need an assistant, he needs a keeper!

1272 Mr. Harper is in a hospital? -Oh, yes, nothing serious, really. He slipped and chipped a bone in his ankle.

1273 Mr. Harper's gonna pick his own assistant, and he hasn't made up his mind yet who it's gonna be. And once more, I doubt very much that it's gonna be you, because Mr. Harper doesn't even know that you're alive.

1274 Mr. Kramden, I sure hope you win some money tonight, because I've got a cleaning bill for you.

1275 Mr. Kramden, this whole thing is a hoax!

1276 Mr. Kramden. -Hey, there! -Which one of you men is Mr. Kramden?

1277 Mr. Kramden? Mr. Kramden, are you all right? Are you all right?

1278 Mr. Marshall has just asked me to teach him to play pool. He got a new pool table.

1279 Mr. Marshall, I'd like to sleep on it, I would.

1280 Mr. Norton, in what line of business are you?

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