The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

171 Couldn't be anything important. -Mm, sure it isn't. -WHAT COULD THEY WANT WITH ME?

172 Does he have to say, 'Get a load of fatso there'? -Well, he could say, 'Hey, get a load of skinny,' but then Harvey would suspect that it was a fix. -All right, 'Get a load of fatso.'

173 Don't worry, I'll be there, and if you don't show up, I'll come get you. Where do you live? -328 Chauncey street.

— Ed Norton (Art Carney)

174 If these are the servants' quarters, I quit.

175 Okay. -And that's another thing. Don't say, 'Okay.' From now on, say, 'Very good, sir.' -Okay.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

176 The chubby one's gonna be trouble.

177 This place looks like Washington's birthplace, or something. We gotta preserve it exactly as it was. You know what it looks like to me? It's more like Lincoln's birthplace.

— Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows)

178 We didn't get any bonus this year. The boss gave us all a skinny chicken.

179 Well, if you know, don't tell, because a 'slip of a ship can sink a lip.'

180 Will you stop being a baby! Let him give you an injection! They give it to little kids and nothing happens to them!

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

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