The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

1811 The whole trouble is water pressure. There's nothing wrong with your pipes. -Pressure, huh? -That's right. Pressure.

1812 The work has piled up on you for one reason: because you had to go bowling last night.

1813 The worst thing they could possibly do to you is send you to the federal pen.

1814 Thelma! -Yeah? -There's somebody knocking at the door. -Well, answer it!

1815 Thelma, come back in here! Thelma!

1816 Thelma, there's somebody at the door. Thelma, there's somebody at the door!

1817 Thelma, would you mind stepping into the dining area?

1818 Thelma, you're perfect. -Then it's settled? -Uh-huh.

1819 Then I got that first prize over at Salvatore's Pizzeria. -Yeah.

1820 Then there was that, uh, the $5 I won at the Racoon picnic, winning the three-legged race. -'Three-legged race, $5.'

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