The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips

The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 189

The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

1881 Try it, Alice. Believe me, it'll work. -Well, I don't know. -Go ahead. What have you got to lose?

1882 Turn it on.

1883 Two, Norton wants his water pipes fixed.

1884 Uh-huh. So, that's what you come over for... 100 bucks, eh? You got some case.

1885 Unfortunately, I'll have to give up my job as janitor here. Not because I'm incapable, but only because it makes a few demands on my leisure time that I can't afford. -I see.

1886 Us cops don't like to put innocent people in trouble, do we, Ziggy?

1887 Very comical. Save your jokes for the butcher.

1888 Very fine doctor. Gave me an examination, you know.

1889 Very good. Let us all put on our official Captain Video space helmets.

1890 Very lucky. Very lucky.

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