The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips

The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 211

The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

2101 Well, what'd he have for dinner? Maybe it's something he eats.

2102 Well, what'd the vet say? -Well, he said I'd have to leave her there, and he'd send me the report later.

2103 Well, what'll I ask her when she gets out here? I got it. I'll say, 'My guest and me want to have some coffee and cake.' -Okay.

2104 Well, what's in it? -I don't know what's in it. Can't be anything of value, or they would've claimed it.

2105 Well, whatever it is, I just wish Ed would go to the hospital like his doctor wants him to.

2106 Well, when Ed gets home from work, I bring him his pipe and his slippers and I wait on him and I flatter him. I make him real comfortable. Then, when he's in a good mood, I spring it on him. And Alice, it never fails.

2107 Well, when I was down at the store today, getting all this stuff to surprise Alice, when I came back, the superintendent told me that there were a couple of important-looking men here, looking for me.

2108 Well, where's the stuff? -Now, look, boss, don't get sore. I left it on a Madison Avenue bus.

2109 Well, who did? Who told you Kramden's gonna be the new assistant traffic manager? -Kramden did.

2110 Well, who was that? -Mr. Riley. He said, and I quote, 'Eureka, my garbage can is full.'

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