The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips

The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 246

The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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2451 You mean, they're betting 500-1 that I lose? -Lose, nothing. They're betting 500-1 that you don't even show up.

2452 You needn't act so surprised. You know perfectly well why you're not getting the money.

2453 You ought to go on The $64,000 Question. That's what you ought to go on, The $64,000 Question.

2454 You ought to send that story in to Reader's Digest.

2455 You practice in the bathtub, and they're investigating my taxes.

2456 You put a golf club in this lad's hand and he's dynamite! I'm telling you, he could be a champion! Only he ain't got no connections.

2457 You put that turkey back, or they'll be doing your life on Medic.

2458 You rang for me, sir? -No. -He didn't ring. What?

2459 You rang for me, sir? -No. -My mistake, sir. Sorry.

2460 You rang for me, sir? -Yes, Roberts. I won't take any phone calls. -Very good, sir.

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