The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips

The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 45

The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

441 As a matter of fact, while we're out there playing Sunday, I was gonna give Harper a couple of, you know... tips, pointers.

442 As long as you're going places, Ralph, would you mind taking the garbage?

443 Attention, everyone! Everybody in the building! Hear this!

444 Attention, Rangers! I want all you Rangers at home to recite the Captain Video Ranger Pledge.

445 Aw, janitor fix the pipes? He don't fix nothing.

446 Be kind to dumb animals, and old ladies in outer space, not to tease my little brothers and sisters, and to brush my teeth twice a day, and drink milk after every meal.

447 Be right out, Ralph.

448 Because your left foot is gonna be higher than your right foot. You're shooting uphill.

449 Before the 9 ball drops into that pocket, it'll hit the chrome off the cushion there, come bouncing into these bunch of balls here, which will cause a chain reaction...

450 Before you go, would you mind if I check the phone? I want everything to be just right. -Go right ahead. -Thank you.

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