The Honeymooners (1955) Quotes with Sound Clips

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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601 Every night in the week, I was up some ballroom listening to a dance band.

602 Excuse me, Miss.

603 Excuse me.

604 Fares, fares... oh.

605 Fine way to treat your favorite son-in-law!

606 Fine, fine. You come straight up to my office, and if there's time, we'll have lunch together. -Good. Good thinking, good thinking.

607 First you should have started the rumor that Mr. Harper knows you're alive.

608 Follow through. You see the way my whole body went through with it?

609 For breeding dogs. -Oh, oh, oh. -Boy.

610 For example, the other day, I was standing on Madison Avenue in the rain, waiting for a bus, and as this bus driver bore down on me, I signaled for him to stop. Instead of stopping, he went right by, went through a puddle, and splashed mud all over me.

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