- Don't tell me. A ninja can opener?
- Close.

4 seconds sound clip from The Master (1984) - Rogues (S1E12) sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:33:53.580 in the Blu-ray version of the episode.

Quote context

[...]

- Somehow I can't quite get a handle on making an appointment to buy underwear.

- None of these fit. You have your little goodies? Why did I ask?

- What's that?

- Ancient ninja key.

- Okay, stand back.

- Here, hold this.

- Don't tell me. A ninja can opener?

- Close.

- Stolen from the elite of Rodeo Hills. We got him.

- Campion must have been fencing for them. By appointment only, of course.

- The store is no more than window dressing.

- For a bum in a $1500 suit.

- Jerry, are you all right?

- Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.

[...]