Long story short, we hear a story too good to be true, it ain't.
7 seconds sound clip from the Inglourious Basterds movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 02:09:55 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- If that tastes better going down.
- Yeah? Where is that exactly?
- I've done my share of bootlegging.
- Long story short, we hear a story too good to be true, it ain't.
- But in the pages of history, every once in a while, fate reaches out and extends its hand.
- What shall the history books read?
- I implore you. We must destroy that tower.
(In French) It's time. I should go lock the auditorium and take my place behind the screen.
[...]