Your cigars taste like shit, and you'd probably crack your face if you laughed out loud.
4 seconds sound clip from the Death Hunt movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:18:35.773 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Woo-wee! Heh, hot damn, boy, you sure can shoot!
- Pulled your shot, eh? Got him in the kidney. If that had been a grizzler, you'd have been jacked.
- Well, it wasn't a damn grizzler, and I'm not dead.
- Don't you ever have anything good to say about anything?
- Your cigars taste like shit, and you'd probably crack your face if you laughed out loud.
- You know, if he didn't like you, he wouldn't say nothing.
- No, he's just in a hurry to get back to his rotgut.
- Come on, let's skin this beast fast before it freezes, eh?
[...]