Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.
5 seconds sound clip from the The Outlaw Josey Wales movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:16:26 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- He is a looter and a pillager!
- He's the worst enemy those men have!
- The war's over. Our side won the war. Now we must busy ourselves winning the peace.
- And there's an old saying: To the victors belong the spoils.
- And there's another old saying, senator.
- Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.
- Which side is this man on, senator?
- Easy. He brought them all in, didn't he?
- Captain Terrill, I want you to currycomb the countryside.
[...]