269 Movie Quotes about Wives (+ Sound Clips) - page 17

Updated: Jan 6, 2026

Memorable quotes about wives, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

161 Anything at all can and does happen. Same with wives, for that matter.

Jeff Goldblum as Dr. Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park

162 Saturday night was for wives but Friday night at the Copa was for the girlfriends.

Ray Liotta as Henry Hill in Goodfellas

163 John! Good to see you. I see the wife still picks your ties.

John Wood in WarGames (1983)

164 Look, his wife's poison, but he thinks she's Betty Crocker.

Bob Hoskins as Eddie Valiant in Who Framed Roger Rabbit

165 And of course, my red-hot smoking wife, Carley who is a stone-cold fox.

Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

166 Now, I suggest you and your wife, Mrs. Jim Beam, you guys go take a chill pill.

Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

167 I have two little kids. Ugly wife.

Jonah Hill as Donnie Azoff in The Wolf of Wall Street

168 My old lady left 'cause of the money. Yours left because she just couldn't stand the sight of you.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Detective John Kimble in Kindergarten Cop

169 How long have we been married? -A long time. This way people won't expect us to talk much to each other.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Detective John Kimble in Kindergarten Cop

170 If you weren't my wife, I'd kiss you.

Wilbur From Mr. Ed in Mister Ed

269 Movie Quotes about Wives (+ Sound Clips) - page 17

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