266 Movie Quotes about Wives (+ Sound Clips) - page 17

Updated: Oct 1, 2025

Memorable quotes about wives, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

161 Saturday night was for wives but Friday night at the Copa was for the girlfriends.

Ray Liotta as Henry Hill in Goodfellas

162 John! Good to see you. I see the wife still picks your ties.

John Wood in WarGames (1983)

163 Look, his wife's poison, but he thinks she's Betty Crocker.

Bob Hoskins as Eddie Valiant in Who Framed Roger Rabbit

164 Now, I suggest you and your wife, Mrs. Jim Beam, you guys go take a chill pill.

Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

165 I have two little kids. Ugly wife.

Jonah Hill as Donnie Azoff in The Wolf of Wall Street

166 My old lady left 'cause of the money. Yours left because she just couldn't stand the sight of you.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Detective John Kimble in Kindergarten Cop

167 How long have we been married? -A long time. This way people won't expect us to talk much to each other.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Detective John Kimble in Kindergarten Cop

168 If you weren't my wife, I'd kiss you.

Wilbur From Mr. Ed in Mister Ed

169 I have to stick pins in a map to keep track of her.

Allan Lane as Mister Ed in Mister Ed

170 I'd say that by tomorrow, your dear little wife is gonna be so involved in her civic duties that you'll be doing the shopping for her.

Allan Lane as Mister Ed in Mister Ed

266 Movie Quotes about Wives (+ Sound Clips) - page 17

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