274 Movie Quotes about Wives (+ Sound Clips) - page 18

Updated: Jun 22, 2026

Memorable quotes about wives, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

171 How long have we been married? -A long time. This way people won't expect us to talk much to each other.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Detective John Kimble in Kindergarten Cop

172 If you weren't my wife, I'd kiss you.

Wilbur in Mister Ed

173 I have to stick pins in a map to keep track of her.

Quote from Mister Ed

174 I'd say that by tomorrow, your dear little wife is gonna be so involved in her civic duties that you'll be doing the shopping for her.

Quote from Mister Ed

175 Exactly. We don't need our wives. We'll have the marlin. And they talk less.

Quote from Mister Ed

176 His wife says one thing, he jumps.

Wilbur in Mister Ed

177 Just because a wife is nice to her husband doesn't mean she wants anything.

Wilbur in Mister Ed

178 Maybe we can learn a few things from him. He's the only one around here who hasn't been kicked out by his wife.

Quote from Mister Ed

179 Come on. Admit it. You know you're crazy about your wife. -Of course I am, but I dare not tell her that. Destroy our entire relationship.

Quote from Mister Ed

180 My wife's brother. I hit her so he hit me. Several times.

Andy Robinson as Scorpio in Dirty Harry (1971)