266 Movie Quotes about Wives (+ Sound Clips) - page 18

Updated: Oct 1, 2025

Memorable quotes about wives, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

171 Exactly. We don't need our wives. We'll have the marlin. And they talk less.

Allan Lane as Mister Ed in Mister Ed

172 His wife says one thing, he jumps.

Wilbur From Mr. Ed in Mister Ed

173 Just because a wife is nice to her husband doesn't mean she wants anything.

Wilbur From Mr. Ed in Mister Ed

174 Maybe we can learn a few things from him. He's the only one around here who hasn't been kicked out by his wife.

Allan Lane as Mister Ed in Mister Ed

175 Come on. Admit it. You know you're crazy about your wife. -Of course I am, but I dare not tell her that. Destroy our entire relationship.

Allan Lane as Mister Ed in Mister Ed

176 My wife's brother. I hit her so he hit me. Several times.

Scorpio From Dirty Harry in Dirty Harry (1971)

177 Damn, how many wives you got? -Me? 12, buddy. Yeah. All of them freaks, too, huh?

Ice Cube as Craig Jones in Friday After Next (2002)

178 It makes all the difference in the world what kind of a wife a guy has.

John Wayne as Dan Roman in The High and the Mighty (1954)

179 My wife does not understand me. -Why should she be any different than any other?

John Wayne as George Washington McLintock; Chill Wills as Drago in McLintock! (1963)

180 My wife, she ran away! When I woke up she was gone!

John Wayne as Ringo Kid in Stagecoach (1939)

266 Movie Quotes about Wives (+ Sound Clips) - page 18

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