277 Movie Quotes about Wives with Audio – Page 18Updated: Oct 6, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 171 My old lady left 'cause of the money. Yours left because she just couldn't stand the sight of you. Quote from Kindergarten Cop 172 How long have we been married? -A long time. This way people won't expect us to talk much to each other. Arnold Schwarzenegger as Detective John Kimble in Kindergarten Cop 173 If you weren't my wife, I'd kiss you. Wilbur in Mister Ed 174 I have to stick pins in a map to keep track of her. Quote from Mister Ed 175 I'd say that by tomorrow, your dear little wife is gonna be so involved in her civic duties that you'll be doing the shopping for her. Quote from Mister Ed 176 Exactly. We don't need our wives. We'll have the marlin. And they talk less. Quote from Mister Ed 177 His wife says one thing, he jumps. Wilbur in Mister Ed 178 Just because a wife is nice to her husband doesn't mean she wants anything. Wilbur in Mister Ed 179 Maybe we can learn a few things from him. He's the only one around here who hasn't been kicked out by his wife. Quote from Mister Ed 180 Come on. Admit it. You know you're crazy about your wife. -Of course I am, but I dare not tell her that. Destroy our entire relationship. Quote from Mister Ed Page 18 of 28 << ◄ 17 18 19 ► >>