269 Movie Quotes about Wives (+ Sound Clips) - page 18

Updated: Jan 6, 2026

Memorable quotes about wives, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

171 I have to stick pins in a map to keep track of her.

Allan Lane as Mister Ed in Mister Ed

172 I'd say that by tomorrow, your dear little wife is gonna be so involved in her civic duties that you'll be doing the shopping for her.

Allan Lane as Mister Ed in Mister Ed

173 Exactly. We don't need our wives. We'll have the marlin. And they talk less.

Allan Lane as Mister Ed in Mister Ed

174 His wife says one thing, he jumps.

Wilbur From Mr. Ed in Mister Ed

175 Just because a wife is nice to her husband doesn't mean she wants anything.

Wilbur From Mr. Ed in Mister Ed

176 Maybe we can learn a few things from him. He's the only one around here who hasn't been kicked out by his wife.

Allan Lane as Mister Ed in Mister Ed

177 Come on. Admit it. You know you're crazy about your wife. -Of course I am, but I dare not tell her that. Destroy our entire relationship.

Allan Lane as Mister Ed in Mister Ed

178 My wife's brother. I hit her so he hit me. Several times.

Scorpio From Dirty Harry in Dirty Harry (1971)

179 Damn, how many wives you got? -Me? 12, buddy. Yeah. All of them freaks, too, huh?

Ice Cube as Craig Jones in Friday After Next (2002)

180 It makes all the difference in the world what kind of a wife a guy has.

John Wayne as Dan Roman in The High and the Mighty (1954)

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