275 Movie Quotes about Wives (+ Sound Clips) - page 19

Updated: Sep 25, 2026

Memorable quotes about wives, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

181 My wife's brother. I hit her so he hit me. Several times.

Andy Robinson as Scorpio in Dirty Harry (1971)

182 Damn, how many wives you got? -Me? 12, buddy. Yeah. All of them freaks, too, huh?

Quote from Friday After Next (2002)

183 It makes all the difference in the world what kind of a wife a guy has.

Quote from The High and the Mighty (1954)

184 My wife does not understand me. -Why should she be any different than any other?

John Wayne as George Washington McLintock; Chill Wills as Drago in McLintock! (1963)

185 My wife, she ran away! When I woke up she was gone!

Quote from Stagecoach (1939)

186 First one was from my wife telling me she's leaving. The second one was from my lawyer telling me he was leaving with my wife.

Bruce Willis as Korben Dallas in The Fifth Element

187 Major Iceborg will accompany you as your wife.

Quote from The Fifth Element

188 What? Don't _ me, _ your wife. That's why you got a baby now.

Ice Cube as Doughboy in Boyz n the Hood

189 You know, if you were my wife, I'd massage your feet every night until you fell asleep.

Paul Soter as Carl Foster in Super Troopers

190 How did you propose to your wife? -Oh, I didn't have to. Her mother arranged everything.

Quote from Mr. Topaze (1961)