272 Movie Quotes about Wives (+ Sound Clips) - page 16

Updated: Apr 30, 2026

Memorable quotes about wives, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

151 Your wife need only have a pretty face, a firm backside and big breasts.

Arsenio Hall in Coming to America (1988)

152 Fella, you have never lived until you've been chased around the palm tree by that guy's wife.

John Wayne as Dan Roman in The High and the Mighty (1954)

153 Look at that. A junkie. I got a _ing junkie for a wife. She don't eat nothing. Sleeps all day with them black shades on. Wakes up with a Quaalude... Don't pick on her, man. And who won't _ me 'cause she's in a coma.

Al Pacino as Tony Montana in Scarface (1983)

154 Do you think I would marry someone so stupid that doesn't know the real voice from a taped one?

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater in Last Action Hero

155 Sisters, Satan has married Medusa. See the snakes in her hair?

Kathy Najimy as The Sanderson Sisters; Kathy Najimy as Mary Sanderson in Hocus Pocus

156 My wife just told me. Did she also mention when the war would be over? -She doesn't tell me everything she knows.

Dean Martin as Sgt. Puccinelli in At War with the Army (1950)

157 How's your wife and my kids?

Tom Berenger as Taylor in Major League (1989)

158 You must really trust your wife. Yeah, sure I do. Why? -It's good. It's just unusual. Tell you the truth, so many of my clients don't.

Robert De Niro as Sam "Ace" Rothstein in Casino (1995)

159 There's nothin' you're gonna say that's gonna make me forget I love my wife. Is there?

John Travolta as Vincent Vega in Pulp Fiction

160 Today is your 21st birthday. It means you meet your wife-to-be.

Eddie Murphy as Prince Akeem in Coming to America (1988)